Out of context quotes thread

7:53 PMthorn said: Ha! @Bel I bet you read books
7:53 PMColonel Cupcakes said: woooow bel
7:53 PMColonel Cupcakes said: why would you even go near "word hamburgers"
7:54 PMBel said: uh
7:54 PMBel said: what

 

"Dad, don't compare Amethyst to Donald Trump."

 

• I headbutted her, but I did resist the urge to bite her!
• ahhh teens -jazz hands-
  
• 'look, manacle bruises!'
  
• Grownups. They are useful for things.
  
• Does grumpy mc grunkles need his floof ruffled?
  
• You mean other than bug puberty
  
• don't play "at least you HAVE a dad" on Filbrick's sons
  
• PTSD, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  
• She hasn't been hitting the feral cat buttons lately
  
• That was a perfectly good space station, now it's got antimatter
  
• my word. there was a lot of god bestiality conversation in here huh
  
• It's not bestiality if your partner is sapient. It might be xenophilia, but if that's wrong I don't want to be right. - ford

 

*kinkshames ford anyway*

 

A woman spoke to him. So what if she was a cat? He married her.

 

"(disclaimer regarding my spoilers: if you have poor dental hygiene your teeth probably WILL fall out, but that will be unrelated to your role in the tulpa community)"

 

Spoiler

Day 4 of The Big Office Move and shoving each other off of ladders has apparently become a dominance display. There will be no survivors.

 

....this is @TwoBrokenMirrors ' fault.

 

(this probably makes sense if you know about

Spoiler

horses

but if you don't then WHAT)

 

Consider: Painting Peace and Justice as lesbians.

 

Spoiler

That was actually the context.

 

i forgot the word actor