Out of context quotes thread

Yus! I am rood now!!! Strawberry Cheesecake McHeckums!!!

 

"Hey do I need to spray ethanol on my lab book?" "Sure, ethanol never hurts."

 

“I've already met plenty of wacky characters today, okay? It wasn't out of the question that Hope's Peak accepted a talking table into their class.”

 

@KingStarscream :

 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.

 

@Pumpkageist: [IT DOESN'T GO LIKE THAT screams catte the godless heathen in the background]

 

@Pumpkageist: just... pick up a troll and hit someone w/ it

 

if they did not have buttery feets, mario and sonic would escape their games and wreak havoc

 

as for me i am a simple man w simple tastes that include sticking my tongue into the shot glass to slurp up the last drops of baby guinness

 

@Pumpkageist: how did the world end, grandma? "all the cats became contented at the exact same time"