Out of context quotes thread

yeetus fetus.

 

have you taken it in for a purr-formance check at your mechanics shop yet?

 

every time i attempt to bring it in and i try to explain what the caterwauling sounds like i get told to just let it warm up more before expecting it to move.

 

"as is...it just makes your chests overflow with useless pickaxes"

 

"(saving terror badeline)"

 

4:21 - Subject stands on exam table and loudly proclaims himself to be “Majestic and splendiferous fox”. Unwittingly punches ceiling in the process.

 

There aren’t any vampires on the island of talking magic rabbit people.

That would be silly.

 

I vaguely remember a book from my childhood about a vampire bunny. It was called Bunnicula and it drank the "blood" of vegetables.

Eta: To be fair, this is not to say that it was not silly.

 

There's a whole series, actually.

 

"((an aside: a 'monody' is a poem mourning someone's death >:) ))


Wingheart
Oh noo >:)"

 

"Sorry
A message disnt sens"