Out of context quotes thread

"ALL HAIL GOD PIGEON"

 

sharetheworldToday at 10:47
hwo does the all pigeon cause the apocalypse
WingheartToday at 10:47
i have no idea

 

"pls ignore my budding pigeon sex education campaign and go get lunch"

 

"serious feels involving pigeon cults"

"an apocalyptic pigeon cult's anti-spambot measures are an actual minor plot point"

 

"the dark pact the tumblr staff made with the dread gods of aspect ratio in order to make their site render in the omnipresent medium of the telephone."

 

"And then! ! the only thing for it! is to say “Oh, I don’t believe in San Diego”! and turn away! "

 

*pointing at cat* if you’re full of tentacles, legally you have to tell us

 

"some of the missionaries start trying to door to door jesus salesman the tank"

 

Or maybe there’s just a species of giant space whales who really, really like Scottish accents and want translators to make their telepathic communication to sound like it came straight from a wee hut in the highlands.

 

Oh, they worship a fish here by the way.

 

Do these gloves shoot flames? Are these trousers battle ready? Is the hat poisonous? And how do you make sure this waistcoat doesn’t turn on its owner, killing them gruesomely, in a tragic cautionary tale brought to life?