Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    The Bluth movie would be more accurate
    Tonight's Call of Cthulhu campaign involved the Lost Princess as an NPC. This being a tabletop game, someone immediately tried to flirt with her and spawned a five-minute argument about Who Gets To Seduce Anastasia, culminating with the above DM quote.
     
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  2. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  3. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  4. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

    Your mom fires lasers at you when she sees you gaming.
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    That could be used to justify pretty much anything, to be honest.
     
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  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Can walruses really be described as "walking" anywhere? "Lumbering" I could see.
     
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  7. thegrimsqueaker

    thegrimsqueaker 28 Moribunding Mouse Aggravates the Angry Assholes

    iNvIsIbLeOnE Today at 2:15 PM
    “I will donate my boobs to the cause of death”
     
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  8. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    pikasprey's 6 Smeargle run of Pokemon Crystal.
     
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  9. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

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    Okay that pretty much is the context, tbh

    Edit I found the context
    I opened the box and she (grandmother) sent me sofrito so I could cook something with it xD
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  12. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    “the volcano will contaminate your marshmallows"
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  14. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  15. Nobody's Home

    Nobody's Home I'm a Greg Coded Tom Girl

    pegging hung clowns is the live love laugh of the church
     
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  16. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  18. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

     
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  20. Knives

    Knives Active Member

    "What do you mean Donkey Kong doesn't have any special powers? He literally wears a tie dude."
     
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