Out of context quotes thread

[10:59:24 PM] steve uchiha: YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS SO HELP ME
[11:00:21 PM] starfucker: CATCHES UR HANDS
[11:00:24 PM] starfucker: HOLDS THEM
[11:00:30 PM] steve uchiha: WHAT ARE WE

@jashindamnit and I have very serious fights

 

even more because these are dumb and silly and weird out of context

 

@Hobo "so you wouldnt just jump into a tetsuo-like boob blob"

 

I don't even have context for this. Screamed by a group of 7-10 year old girls down the hall. I don't think I want to ask.

Spoiler: not pg13

 

@IvyLB
@cryptoThelematrix can you guess who

(meanwhile ivy and i are incapacitated by laughter)

 

A: i bet there are transformers furries.
A: .... enginees?
A: trucker fuckers?
B: Mecha.....jockeys?
B: (B) waggled eyebrows
A: engineers.
A: that's it.
A: that's the robo furry.

 

A: time to cook some books
B: don't forget to stir
A: sure thing. a book burning is a terrible thing

 

tfw i know the reference

 

"the fact that two millennia-old women fuse into a 13-year-old boy is never questioned"

 

"Make the boxes stop screaming."