Out of context quotes thread

I dont wanna watch but i wanna know where the fuck is this person seeing gay bojack content

 

Crowley: I have peed and I will do it again!
Aziraphale: you curse me

 

Spoiler: nsfw, pokémon

 

Worst ER visit reason: inhaling pants

 

"that would imply the chihuahua either came back stronger than ever, or was replaced with some unholy powerful entity"

 

“Mornin brother”
“Howdy”
“Im chillin in the lobby, neckles broke his ribs. We have no ride”
“What the fuck how did Neckles break his ribs”
“He plays lacrosse”
“Epic I guess”
“I love your responses”
“Thanks”
“Np”

 

Out of context screenshot.

 

Look if you’re not chowing down on waffles and hotdogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing

 

"He is adorably demented...like a duckling with a knife taped to it’s back"
"He’s the human Stabby the Roomba."

 

"eventually you’re going to have to confront the fact that you want to be Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar more than you want to date them."

 

So I think to save the Earth we're going to have to... get better at Lemmings?

 

"Technology is only purposed by how many horses can fit inside it!"

 

"Lesson 2: It's even more ok to steal your own chord progression"

 

"No wonder Better Ranching was mad at me, I was in a place that doesn't exist!"