Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    "Oh, hi guys! I'm so glad I found -" "PROVE YOU'RE NOT A SLUG."
     
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  2. pixels

    pixels hiatus / only back to vent

    me, at @siveambrai on skype:
    PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PUTTING A DICK IN HIS ASS
     
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  3. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    "I've got a spare eye with me."
    "Whazzat" - "Camembert with cranberries. 's meat."

    Rat cosplayer at the bar: "Ew, they got rats in their kitchen. Yuck."
     
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  4. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Eating waffles without a spoon is like eating applesauce without chopsticks."
     
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  5. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "After the panel, can we have a funeral for the octopus sticker I decapitated?"
     
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  6. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    [7:29:58 PM] @Rongeur: y’all mofuckers need linguistic jesus
     
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  7. NumiTuziNeru

    NumiTuziNeru @#$%?

    'there is a severe banjo deficiency in fantasy soundtracks.'
     
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  8. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

     
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  9. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    shhh, shhh, you're wilson now
     
  10. winterykite

    winterykite Non-newtonian genderfluid

    "The resulting child would probably be an inn."
     
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  11. Arxon

    Arxon Well-Known Member

    "I don't know, ask the oracle of all things Thomas Jefferson."
     
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  12. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

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  13. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    "abstinence-only approach to religious instruction"
     
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  14. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    "Are there any more questions that aren't about Liberia or Morgan Freeman?"
     
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  15. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    “Killer laughs, a weird, hollow laugh. It’s an imitated, fake laugh. The kind you use to punctuate thoughts you learned long ago not to share. ‘One Killer is good. Two Killers … two Killers would be perfect.’”

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  16. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

     
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  17. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    Ever expanding amounts of floof.
     
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  18. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    "You brought a knife to a dragon fight"
     
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  19. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    in skype chat
     
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  20. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

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