Out of context quotes thread

"Cave Carrot Cutscene Hell!"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Wow, tell us how you really feel.

 

"You're not supposed to drink duck."

"They kept calling it lamb, there is no lamb that's purple."

 

"None other then DAVE who now has BOTH arms working."

 

@Pumpkageist: Angery kwehing to the tune of "don't you hurt my braincell deficient dragon son! Don't you do it!"

 

@Pumpkageist: as far away frm the screen as possible, ready to shut the whole thing down if he so much as senses the word "yiff"

 

@Pumpkageist: rebellion manifesto/furry fanfiction

 

"I am the evil pork master! (cue maniacal laugh)"

"Cue a helicopter flying overhead and dumping loads of rubber ducks into the lake."

"You lost because someone invented Pigeon Bolognese."

"forming a conga line and dancing through the restaurant while wearing little sailor hats!"

""murdering" a bunch of potatoes under the watchful eyes of a number of Mr. Potato Head toys."

 

@Alaspooralice

 

- my friend

Spoiler: context

me introducing her to Achievement Hunter.

 

"we passed an armistice whose terms included that future snowball fights must not involve the use of motorized vehicles or medieval weaponry."