Out of context quotes thread

Wormwitch · May 13, 2019 at 9:14 AM

Satan is a fucking envelope full of glitter.

Everett · May 13, 2019 at 10:56 AM

he looks like if benedict cumberbatch got a reverse facelift and died like four times
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BaseDeltaZero · May 13, 2019 at 12:08 PM

I can agree that Donald owning any land anywhere is morally offensive, but that's not golf's fault.
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ChelG · May 13, 2019 at 5:30 PM

It's like if Nelson Mandela knew necromancy.
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LadyNighteyes · May 13, 2019 at 6:58 PM

pour one out for the sad gardening dragons
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budgie · May 13, 2019 at 7:58 PM

The great shoe-ships of Fart Planet B
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goldenflowertea · May 13, 2019 at 8:40 PM

I'm not trying to force everyone to discover your inner desire to be strung from the ceiling by a woman dressed as a stegosaurus here.

ChelG · May 13, 2019 at 8:51 PM

We do not settle disputes in Paper-Rock-Scissors with games of Vampire.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 14, 2019 at 3:08 AM

Only a matter of time before Emilia Clarke burns London to the ground
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paladinkit · May 14, 2019 at 3:54 AM

Cats are like Julius Caesar. They’re proud, clever, and rather attached to their home territory. Furthermore, Caesar would probably also freak out if you somehow managed to get him on an airplane.
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Gee · May 14, 2019 at 7:14 AM

when bae hits subspace sucking a boob

goldenflowertea · May 14, 2019 at 10:20 AM

Let’s call the object of your affections Admiral Sexy, so we can stay gender neutral.

Everett · May 14, 2019 at 11:04 AM

NEED A PLUMBER-WIZARD IN SALT LAKE CITY?

Wormwitch · May 14, 2019 at 12:15 PM

He’s an enigma that wants to fuck!

BaseDeltaZero · May 14, 2019 at 1:23 PM

I hope they put that on your commemorative coin Donny. It can be the first money which is worth negative amount of money. Like if you put it in your account you get docked two cents. If you try and put it in a vending machine the Vending Machine achieves sentience and leads a war on the human race (they're still workshopping that part).
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BaseDeltaZero · May 14, 2019 at 3:37 PM

Plus Trump just isn't at all eloquent and simply keeps tripping over his words and treading water while waiting for the next thought to occur. Treading water! Always treading water. That's what he does, he treads water. It sounds like his record getting stuck, but what he actually does is tread water. So much water, and he treads it. He's the best treader! The best treader. He keeps treading, and, so, you know how some people can't seem to finish a thought before moving to the next? Just can't finish it. So sad. They just can't finish. Just can't finish. I call them not-finishers. I thought of that, that's my word! Eeeeeh, maybe somebody else thought of it before but I thought of it, so it's my word. I'm the youngest person! So vibrant.
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LadyNighteyes · May 14, 2019 at 7:59 PM

You're confusing Stalin with the Hamburglar!
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BaseDeltaZero · May 15, 2019 at 5:28 AM

its gonna be like watching a season of Game of Thrones as performed by rabid chimpanzees.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 15, 2019 at 6:17 AM

It's a little known fact, but the real reason why Hitler shot himself was because Stalin sent Georgy Zhukov after him, the Soviet Union's most savage debater.
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Nobody's Home · May 15, 2019 at 8:44 AM

The vast is just muscle slabs actually

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Out of context quotes thread

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

budgie not actually a bird

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

paladinkit brave little paladin

Gee the mail never fails

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

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