Out of context quotes thread

3:52 PMColonel Cupcakes said: wait, before that explanation, can someone tell me what a cat is
3:54 PMDamon Albarn said: A small, furry creature with four legs that meows and scratches
4:29 PMDav said: I hear it's just a less firm dog

 

(you have to imagine it in a really sad, defeated voice)

 

Spoiler: because i have to give the context

it turns out that a really suspicious number of the colors in undertale... are named after flowers.

of particular note, one of the golds in the hallway of The Choice is named "golden poppy"

Toby Fox: trollface as fuck

 

"you're just jealous because you're mostly cabbages!"

 

"Are you at it again with the sphincter talk?"

"No drunk kitties allowed here! Only...mildly inebriated kitties who aren't drunk yet."

"It does NOT make sense to me to do anal when there's a perfectly good vagina right there."

"WE. That's the whole song."

"BUFFERING IS SUFFERING!"

"We got to hear him say 'ballin'' in the whitest way possible."

(Note: ALL of these are from the past, like, two hours.)

 

-hides glass of sherry-

 

I tend not to die when nobody's killing me

 

Also, another one (from Tuesday): "This must be what living on a lesbian commune is like."

 

@LadyNighteyes i'm imagining either karkat or papyrus saying that

 

Spoiler

It was factsinallcaps.

Though now I'm picturing Karkat saying it too. Seems like the sort of thing he'd support.

 

"GURNEY LAGOON, THE TTGL/BLACK LAGOON MEDICAL DRAMA CROSSOVER"

" "Hand me the giga drill breaker, assistant."
"Bro, I don't see how that'd be useful in this heart transplant-"
"YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH BIGGER DRILLS, SIMON!" "

 

i guess @Snitchanon isn't involved in this wedding