Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: NSFW

Horny for sleep on main

 

When’s the last time you read about Jewish monster brides, sex witches from the fourth dimension, flesh-eating moths, homicidal mimes, or golems stalking Long Island?

Spoiler: Context

This amazing book I found at the library called Paperbacks From Hell.

 

God if u dont have hyper realistic garlic in ur games then idk what to tell u

 

(Context; I want one.)

 

if a game doesn’t make a clove of garlic physically manifest in my mouth then what even is the point

 

I'm one of the blessed and oily anointed ones who worship the mighty Asphalta, goddess of parking and three-point turns

 

@goldenflowertea I recognise that reference!

 

"The water squirter he frowned at, but then decided it would just mean some more plastic in his diet and that was probably good or something."

 

“Okay, but… how do you steal an entire wing of a library?”

 

Ask the Leverage team, obviously.

 

'because evolution is a little bitch sometimes'