Out of context quotes thread

DANCE FOR ME BONEDADDY

 

"Don't you just hate it when your final words are Frogger for the SNES?"

 

"The third rule of fishing is 'Don't fucking spike the fish back into the water'"

 

Spoiler: as good an explanation as is forthcoming

When did Bill Cipher get so into penguins?

 

ur annoying cousin cant talk your ear off during eldritch rituals if he’s exiled to the middle of the pacific ocean!

 

Isn't it a rocket ship?

 

That's probably what it was meant to be, but I'm still seeing penguin Bill Cipher.

 

“Remember when you invited me to your house to try and beat Sans for you”
“And you broke my keyboard”

 

"Shoutout to the one person from school who interrracted with my Smiths post"

 

You’re the one who comes ‘round to other people’s places and kicks on their doors and then tells them houses have feelings, or something.

 

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

 

@IvyLB