Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

     
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  2. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
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  3. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    hilariously enough i know the answer to this
    EDIT: wrt guinea pigs that is. i'm a dork who forgot that the doubled quotes don't show.
    the answer is: KIND OF. their junk is really small and actually male and female guinea pigs have some pretty ambiguous junk. i don't think you could actually circumsize one though, they're too smol. but they do seem to have something resembling a foreskin?

    welcome to weird and random information with Void
     
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  4. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

    First, I would like to make it clear that I was not the one wanting to circumcise guinea pigs. Anyway! I actually have two male guinea pigs so I am unfortunately rather familiar with their junk (well, mostly their butts because boar cleanings. essentially they have awful stinky butt sacs that need to be cleaned out sometimes.) and yeah their junk is tiny and hard to figure out a whole lot about but yeah there's something foreskin-ish there, but it's not Exactly A Foreskin. (Apparently I'm drawn to pets with weird junk, because I also have ducks.)
     
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  5. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    Oh haha! I used to own some guinea pigs when i was younger, and we learned the hard way how to sex them. when one turned out to be a girl. and the other two males. /facepalms

    guinea pigs are indeed weird as hell

    animals with weird junk are fun tho!
     
  6. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

     
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  7. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    on a minecraft server i frequent, "potato" is the rank for players who violate rules or mess around in certain ways, but not enough to get kicked off.
     
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  8. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "he's just going to adopt a murder instead"

    the local crows are Baleful Polymorph'd children
     
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  9. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    "Also when I suck dick I usually don't do it in front of my mother. Usually"
     
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  10. anon person

    anon person actually a cat

    "responsibility hot-potato"
     
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  11. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    [6:12:19 PM] Angel Dumpster: ...Are you a chupacabra?
    [6:12:48 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: have you seen me and a chupacabra in the same room at the same time???
    [6:12:55 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: #confirmed
     
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
  13. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

    "Stop catcalling the cuttlefish"
     
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  14. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    "Come on and SLAM and welcome to HONORABLE DEATH"

    I was waiting to join a star trek livestream and listening to space jam music. My connection went through and I closed out of the tab quickly, to see B'elanna Torres' Klingon half have her last words. So there was some mood whiplash.
     
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  15. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
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  16. Socket

    Socket fuzzy tabletop goblin

    "I kind of feel like my boobs are getting rusty."
     
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  17. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    I'm less than one percent of your age and I'm an old man!
     
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  18. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    [3/25/16, 9:14:54 PM] Keleviel: I KNEW IT
    [3/25/16, 9:15:17 PM] Keleviel: I had my suspicions when we were snuggling and you slithered out of your skin to expose scales and then bite the head off a goat
    [3/25/16, 9:15:23 PM] Keleviel: BUT THIS CONFIRMS IT
     
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Roommate was discussing how she likes roast turkey.
     
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  20. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

     
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