Out of context quotes thread

English muffins or American muffins? Or both? I would believe that proper English muffins with butter and strawberry jam on work like phoenix downs.

 

... Are English muffins actually called muffins in England? I thought they were like French fries.

 

Spoiler: context

In this case, blueberry muffins I just made from a box mix and was offering to my sibling, who had just woken up, lumbered out, and announced, "I AM DEAD."

 

Can confirm English muffins just called muffins over here

Also the tastiest toasted with butter and schwarzwälder schinken and a poached egg on, would revive the dead

 

“When I said you should do something, I didn’t mean secede from the country and try to build your own empire.”

 

Lord knows entire franchises have been born of Romance and Glamour and That Dick.