Out of context quotes thread

so what now that ive been shot im officially an adult avocado
the fuck does that even mean

 

"who says the judge has to be sentient?"

 

This is the thing about Hideo Kojima. He understands that memory is stored in the ass.

 

Spoiler: not as nsfw as it reads

 

Spoiler: mild nsfw context

 

time to bring out my good friend, mr. whiskey. he understands my foreboding.

 

I’d buy it.

 

"The grumpiest, most syphilitic bishounen."

 

your old nemesis
collision