Out of context quotes thread

@TheOwlet

 

Spoiler: violence at animals

Spoiler: context

re: emergency bloat relief in cattle, which is indeed 'stab wounds are easier to fix than crushed lungs' for extreme cases

 

Spoiler: related to context in above quote

Skip to 1:20:

 

A touch inaccurate, but yep, just about!

Spoiler: specifics

The danger is really more puncturing the diaphragm, the heart's rather more cranial and deeper into the body besides iirc, but heart failure is a fairly common mechanism of death-by-bloat! The expanding rumen presses on the main vessel that returns blood to the heart from the butt end of the cow, blood pressure goes fucky, and eventually the heart simply can't overcome that.

 

Picked the wrong time - skip to 1:40.

 

This is my own damn quote and yet it displeases my bran.

 

i like how the words in that sentence can be used to predict the next word all the way up until the last two words, where "Kerbin" makes some sense (Kerbal Space Program) but can't be predicted out of context and then SOUL appears to be a complete non-sequtier

 

A very foolish egg read 'SOI' (sphere of influence) as 'sol', which he interpreted as a mispelling of 'soul'...

(It's Northernlion's LP of Kerbal Space Program, which is kind of... so bad its good.

 

"and in that moment, i swear we were anime"