Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I'm literally Mulder.

    Where do you go if you die as a ghost? Detroit?
     
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  2. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  3. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    @TheOwlet
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    re: emergency bloat relief in cattle, which is indeed 'stab wounds are easier to fix than crushed lungs' for extreme cases
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Skip to 1:20:
     
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  8. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    A touch inaccurate, but yep, just about!
    The danger is really more puncturing the diaphragm, the heart's rather more cranial and deeper into the body besides iirc, but heart failure is a fairly common mechanism of death-by-bloat! The expanding rumen presses on the main vessel that returns blood to the heart from the butt end of the cow, blood pressure goes fucky, and eventually the heart simply can't overcome that.
     
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  9. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Picked the wrong time - skip to 1:40.
     
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  10. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  11. Gee

    Gee the mail never fails

     
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  12. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    This is my own damn quote and yet it displeases my bran.
     
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  13. GlassesBlu

    GlassesBlu I am Anthony Riso Valroy

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  14. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  15. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  16. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  17. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    i like how the words in that sentence can be used to predict the next word all the way up until the last two words, where "Kerbin" makes some sense (Kerbal Space Program) but can't be predicted out of context and then SOUL appears to be a complete non-sequtier
     
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  19. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

     
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  20. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    A very foolish egg read 'SOI' (sphere of influence) as 'sol', which he interpreted as a mispelling of 'soul'...

    (It's Northernlion's LP of Kerbal Space Program, which is kind of... so bad its good.
     
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