Out of context quotes thread

"The lesson here is to use normal materials. Michael, just make your countertops out of granite and don't drop them in the Sun."

 

Having seen what else evolution considers acceptable, that's not very comforting

 

"So if you're two miles tall and heading towards the coast to cut down the world's only tree ... watch out for cops."

 

"The fate of Mercury is that it would fall into the pennies and disintegrate."

 

He was reported to have said that he wanted to find out how bad a book he could write and ‘get away with,’ which is a legitimate ambition.

 

Tbh it seems like you don’t have much choice. You might have to turn into a bear

 

@KaidaShade