Out of context quotes thread

That should go in the insults thread

 

“Thighs like a buffet table”

 

There's an insults thread? Link me to this!!!!

 

The fun thing about Kronk is that he works as basically any Charisma-based class. Sorcerer, bard, paladin, warlock whose infernal patron sounds suspiciously like Eartha Kitt – you name it!

 

One of the ten year old anarchists is dutifully building me a glittering gem hallway for our insanely rich monks.

 

here you go

 

eating monastery rats for 5 years, all his molecules are now replaced by rat molecules he’s more rat than man

 

i just remembered my flareon needs more wiggling tho

 

“I'll say 'vagina' right here in this nice restaurant, if you really want me to.”