Out of context quotes thread

He became Mara?

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

“Are you saying I have an ass knife? Are you telling me I keep a knife stuffed up my actual rectum?”

 

@goldenflowertea You'd think they would have noticed that!

 

@IvyLB

 

Someone wanna jump on that market?

 

I actively like holiday music during Thanksgiving and Christmas, even the painfully bad stuff, and I’m Christian, and I still want that.

 

@Pumpkageist: like someone crossed dobby with bart simpson and skinned the resulting abomination alive and it was like "fool u have unleashed my true power"

 

“Want us to kill some people? Take over a small county? Run away together to a tropical island and watch as society collapse in on itself while we drink alcoholic beverages with little umbrellas in them?”