Out of context quotes thread

he rolled himself in marshmallow fluff and yellow food dust, put on a rubber beak and declared himself the human peep

 

Not often do you hear a man say "I'm snowing."

 

We’re playing a game called lasers and feelings.

 

the whole point of waffle house is to eat waffles and also to summon demons in the restroom

 

@KaidaShade

 

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Yo baby, I'm gonna stick my semen producer in your vagina.

 

Spoiler

Not to kinkshame, but that's not usually the tab that goes in Slot B.