Out of context quotes thread

... black skin and white hair? Live with seven giants? Put into a coma by kissing a guy and revived by an apple?

 

Just because artists don't all know the optimal build for a trapeze flyer does not mean Richard Grayson is allowed to be called thicc where I can see it, this is slander.

 

Swirlingflight: "I'm not tagging for obama that's not a coherent fandom"

 

Potatoes are plants right?

 

Smells like a beer, and drinks like a pumpkin.

Sometimes you don't want to be overpowered and slapped in the face with a pumpkin.

The tortilla chips, they taste like an accident.

 

I find the most sensuous part of a woman to be the icosahedra.

 

“Fear is a Fuck Furby”

 

okay let's take the headmaster and make them a lesbian queen of the night, because there is no canon and nobody can stop me

 

"at least it's less silly than how she pretends russia is real"

 

"singular refers to the growth rate, does not imply stoned deer."