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Verily · Nov 29, 2019 at 12:37 AM

It can’t be pleasant having two reflexes fighting against each other. Or three reflexes. Wait, is peeing a reflex.
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goldenflowertea · Nov 29, 2019 at 1:14 AM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

Look at real life normal types- most of them are glass cannons or high defense. They’re rubbish at resisting special attack - have you seen what a lightning bolt or flamethrower will do to a deer?
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I am curious about context.

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 29, 2019 at 1:43 AM

Y'know, that time Jesus levitated across a bunch of water while swinging his lightsaber wildly?
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 29, 2019 at 10:43 AM

There might be explicit autocannibalism in this series, but at least it never uses the word “nipple.”
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 29, 2019 at 12:35 PM

when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic
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ChelG · Nov 29, 2019 at 5:27 PM

"You took time out in a riot to steal a ferret?"
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 29, 2019 at 10:03 PM

"So you're wearing your dead friend's pants?"
"Listen. Someone's got to."
"It's what he would want?"
"Yes."
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goldenflowertea · Nov 30, 2019 at 2:43 PM

Person A: Miramie is somewhat likely to change her mind and drop Destroying Reality 301 for Running a Small Business 201
Person B: because surprisingly they actually have the same first few weeks of classes
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 30, 2019 at 3:02 PM

It’s true, the 1950s and 60s were characterized by middle class white parents hiring professional wrestlers to brutally destroy their home using their own children as meat clubs
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 30, 2019 at 3:06 PM

I have decided how I’m going to die, and it’s going to involve a class-A mishap inflicted by a single-seat blimp I build in my backyard
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goldenflowertea · Nov 30, 2019 at 3:11 PM

Deep in my heart... I want to write a love story between a S’more and a bumblebee

goldenflowertea · Nov 30, 2019 at 6:26 PM

He's not a good boy, but he is a Jubilantly Abhorrent boy.

Everett · Nov 30, 2019 at 7:04 PM

I am learning new things about my own religion every day as I write posts about Pokemon.
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Nobody's Home · Nov 30, 2019 at 7:14 PM

Tactical piss
Piss gameplay
Piss combat

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 30, 2019 at 8:02 PM

"Bird cock can be ignored," says Knick with determined optimism,
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 30, 2019 at 8:03 PM

If someone came and grabbed you out of your house, took you to a bright, cold room, laid you on a metal table and jammed a tube in your butt, you'd probably not look forward to it just because you came at the end. That's got to be something you request specifically and have the capacity to utter a safe word over."
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Verily · Nov 30, 2019 at 8:33 PM

Rattrap needs a moment.
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ChelG · Dec 1, 2019 at 8:32 AM

The instructions weren't clear. It didn't say "DO NOT PRESS", so how were they supposed to know to press it?
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TheOwlet · Dec 1, 2019 at 1:52 PM

holy ghost got all in you like the venom symbiote and you were ready to throw hands
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 1, 2019 at 4:12 PM

[5:05 PM] LadyNighteyes: Spam chocolate is probably pretty terrible, though.
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