Out of context quotes thread

Loq · Dec 12, 2019 at 5:17 PM

they are living lavishly in their own tropical jungle paradise with as much hedonism as a plant can muster as botanists try to connect how one pitcher might be the evolutionary origin of another while somehow all the pitchers are either functionally the same or radically different.
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forbidden uncanny valley Nepenthes cast from the fuck zone
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their science blocked by the sheer feral chadness on display in the tropical jungles
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budgie · Dec 12, 2019 at 7:22 PM

This is like the performance art apotheosis of "Ma'am, this is an Arbys."
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kastilin · Dec 12, 2019 at 7:54 PM

@sirsparklepants

Can you imagine being a criminal and getting smacked in the face with nightwing's free flying penis
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Lazarae · Dec 12, 2019 at 8:18 PM

He’s a table, he knows he’s a table, he doesn’t have any illusions to the contrary.
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kastilin · Dec 13, 2019 at 6:32 AM

imagine trying to eat lettuce without luxury bones
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Lazarae · Dec 13, 2019 at 8:25 AM

"Come back! I want your skins!"

"I HATE MY JINGLY ARSEHOLE"

PotteryWalrus · Dec 13, 2019 at 8:33 AM

"Although I can't discount Elvis wasn't like five raccoons in a spangly white jumpsuit."

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 13, 2019 at 9:19 AM

If you handed the DNC a magical device with a button that would win them the election if pressed (no downsides), left the room, and came back in an hour, you would find the button untouched and everyone in the room dead
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goldenflowertea · Dec 13, 2019 at 4:12 PM

I’m really looking to up my collection of corpses, although actually, maybe raiding a graveyard is a little unethical.

LadyNighteyes · Dec 13, 2019 at 4:19 PM

[4:18 PM] LadyNighteyes: just straight-up is unleashing Shooty the Gun Roomba into the engine room
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goldenflowertea · Dec 13, 2019 at 5:33 PM

I learned two things today, one is that chocolate was once banned, and two: there is a chocolate museum!

LadyNighteyes · Dec 13, 2019 at 5:37 PM

what's the difference between men and women? well, both are giant mice, but men are naked and women wear a skirt and a bow.
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 13, 2019 at 5:48 PM

Wormwitch · Dec 13, 2019 at 8:46 PM

I tried to pick up the lapis, and then Satan showed up!

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 13, 2019 at 9:28 PM

An average horse can do about 30 miles in a day, a good horse can do 40. If it's important enough that you're willing to risk the horse's health, 50 miles a day is possible. If there's relay stations along the road where you can change horses, 70 miles a day is possible.

A Shadowsteed, which doesn't get tired and moves at a gallop and can go over any damn terrain it feels like, can go thirty miles an hour.
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At a certain point I stopped using this as 'out of context' and more 'cool quotes I found'

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 13, 2019 at 10:47 PM

It could be worse, we could be dealing with a schleswig-holstein* expy.

*Is it Germany? Is it Denmark? 3 people understand the problem enough to know and they're all dead
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 13, 2019 at 11:40 PM

If there's one group less likely to be infighting than Skaven, it's Revolutionary Leftist Skaven.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 14, 2019 at 12:16 AM

There's a fine line between genius and madness, and he's trying to weaponize it.
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goldenflowertea · Dec 14, 2019 at 11:24 AM

budgie · Dec 14, 2019 at 11:48 AM

First, the good news: I really don’t think your aunt is planning on poisoning any sex toys or using this script as a template for doing away with all of you.
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goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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Out of context quotes thread

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

budgie not actually a bird

kastilin get in the fucking crayfish shinji

Lazarae The tide pod of art

kastilin get in the fucking crayfish shinji

Lazarae The tide pod of art

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

budgie not actually a bird

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