Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: nsfw

 

"And there is precedent for Aslan's shaveability,"

 

Possibly relevant to above:

 

"do snakes have tails" is like an actual question I can see people asking seriously
in like, a "so what counts as a tail" manner

 

True! Does a snake have a tail or is it a tail unto itself?

 

snakes do have tails
the secret is that everything after the vent/cloaca is tail and everything before it is body, but the exact proportions vary from species to species

 

I know, I was just getting fauxlosophical.

 

"It's like Tinder, but for pets."
"I hope it's not like Tinder for pets."
"Do you want to fuck a corgi?"
"No! I just want to look!"

 

You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers!

 

"Check if you're Hideo Kojima."

[pause] "I am not."

 

My notes are full of people offering me thier blood and this is all very heartwarming but also surreal.

 

Santa's going to enact revenge!

 

scissors only have a facebook friends relationship with reality

 

@Pumpkageist: i will destroy evil ppl's very souls and pette a catte