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PotteryWalrus · Dec 26, 2019 at 2:47 PM

"Most pierogi are bivalves."

Verily · Dec 27, 2019 at 2:46 AM

People are out there being really sarcastic about the universe. People have been making fun of the universe since it existed.
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Verily · Dec 27, 2019 at 3:55 AM

There is a future light cone, but I expect it’s occupied with angles of me googling immortal jellyfish for a while. And your funny corpse quote.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 5:33 AM

This explains a lot. I imagine it's hard to look to the future when you have the low health sound effect from Pokemon ringing in your ear all the time.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 7:04 AM

Divine magic is reliable, in that priests consistently fail to explode into demons.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 7:21 AM

“The second custom is the Carcassonnian “shepherd.” Peasants cannot, of course, be trusted to fight independently, and it would greatly shame Bretonnians to hire mercenaries. However, the flocks of sheep in the foothills of the mountains do need protecting, and so there is no shame in hiring shepherds who can defend themselves. On the one hand, Carcassonnian shepherds and shepherdesses are trained warriors, and they are also trained to operate alone, spying on and harassing Orc bands. On the other hand, Carcassonnian nobles sometimes hire foreign “shepherds,” often in bands with a skilled leader, and give them a single sheep to look after. The pay is 50 Pennies per day, but those nobles are remarkably careless about dropping purses of gold in front of the head shepherd.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 8:36 AM

They're usually super killy, usually not actually horrible people, but you just promoted William The Wrestler to Mayor and he has no idea what the fuck he's doing, because his lifelong honed skill is being really good at suplexes.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 8:40 AM

But usually when they say 'He's with God, now', it's not because God snuck in through the window, stuffed your kid in a gunnysack and ran off into the woods with him like fucking Krampus
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 27, 2019 at 8:41 AM

If our undead Ranaldite missionaries were discovered, they'd be killed for being undead long before they could be killed for worshipping Ranald. It's perfect!
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LadyNighteyes · Dec 27, 2019 at 10:54 AM

Everyone who sees Cats will have their own reaction, their own moment that becomes seared into their being for the rest of time like prophets of old glimpsing the true face of God.
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TheSeer · Dec 28, 2019 at 12:36 AM

If I'm remembering my Bible right, the prophets of old only glimpsed the true ass of God. His face was too terrible for any mortal to look upon, which I guess is also like Cats.

LadyNighteyes · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:01 AM

TheSeer said: ↑

If I'm remembering my Bible right, the prophets of old only glimpsed the true ass of God. His face was too terrible for any mortal to look upon, which I guess is also like Cats.
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Verily · Dec 28, 2019 at 1:39 PM

Oh, that’s why cats are always shoving their backsides in your face. They’re trying to protect you from the horror of what has been done to TS Eliot. Or maybe from God.

LadyNighteyes · Dec 28, 2019 at 1:52 PM

Verily said: ↑

Oh, that’s why cats are always shoving their backsides in your face. They’re trying to protect you from the horror of what has been done to TS Eliot. Or maybe from God.
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Loq · Dec 28, 2019 at 2:27 PM

due to the inherent classification of slime molds as wild shit
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ChelG · Dec 28, 2019 at 7:33 PM

Very few dead people I've seen ride bicycles.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 28, 2019 at 8:08 PM

My cat is firmly in the friend zone, and there he will stay
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Wingyl · Dec 28, 2019 at 9:04 PM

"That is the same mistake that let people place wall paper on the incubator and get dinosaurs"

-accurate summary of why I can't place Glass Jars inside in Stardew Valley

Wingyl · Dec 30, 2019 at 4:17 AM

"Like moodrings! That can fly!" - twitch streamer KetsaAndPepper

ChelG · Dec 30, 2019 at 4:28 PM

"So, a ghost cowboy... train conductor... clown? I think I've read about those."
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