Out of context quotes thread

I like how, when I need them the most, my arms depart!

 

Is there a warranty on this cat?

 

Don’t call up otherworldly spirits and drive. You will die. And the ghost will be there. Silently, ghostily: it will judge.

 

Rather, these planets are more likely to look like giant eyeballs whose gaze is forever fixed on their host stars (which is not something I recommend doing with your own eyeballs).

 

"Are freestyle raps admissible in court? Has anyone seen Gary lately?"

 

Spoiler: Ace Attorney 5 DLC spoilers

In Japanifornia they are!

 

"Some say those paths were so heinous, they were banished from all presets."

 

"one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire"

 

"unlike humans, who assume the folder BrownChicken will contain brown chicken textures and not cats"