Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Nobody's Home

    Nobody's Home I'm a Greg Coded Tom Girl

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    Last edited: Jan 28, 2020
    Nobody's Home, Jan 28, 2020 at 9:28 AM
    #15981
    • Informative x 4
  2. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

     
    Deresto, Jan 28, 2020 at 11:45 AM
    #15982
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
    ChelG, Jan 28, 2020 at 12:14 PM
    #15983
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  4. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    “She told me that she would go to the cafeteria and get me a sandwich,” Giselle said. “I told her I was not allowed to eat sandwiches. Then I gave her the wrong location for the cafeteria and a set of highly detailed sandwich specifications. Hopefully she is lost or arguing with a doctor or arguing with a person behind a counter and will eventually give up and go away.”
     
    goldenflowertea, Jan 28, 2020 at 9:28 PM
    #15984
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  5. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    Everett, Jan 29, 2020 at 10:51 AM
    #15985
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  6. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    "You work for an animation studio - who makes panty shot decisions?"
     
    budgie, Jan 29, 2020 at 12:48 PM
    #15986
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  7. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

    "It turns out that..." [gestures at powerpoint slide] "... there actually was buttsex."
     
    TheSeer, Jan 29, 2020 at 1:45 PM
    #15987
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  8. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
    TheMockingCrows, Jan 29, 2020 at 10:59 PM
    #15988
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  9. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
    TheMockingCrows, Jan 29, 2020 at 11:00 PM
    #15989
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  10. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "he becomes a sentient pair of pants with no one wearing them."
     
    Wingyl, Jan 29, 2020 at 11:01 PM
    #15990
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  11. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "Isn't a bear driving an SUV less enviro-friendly than literally any other bear in the world?"

    "Why are there bees in winter?"

    "To heck with Helix! Praise the God Cod!"
     
    Wingyl, Jan 29, 2020 at 11:41 PM
    #15991
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  12. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Jan 30, 2020 at 1:49 PM
    #15992
    • Agree x 8
  13. TheSeer

    TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

     
    TheSeer, Jan 30, 2020 at 5:05 PM
    #15993
    • Witnessed x 8
  14. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Jan 30, 2020 at 5:55 PM
    #15994
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  15. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "And I, for one, have chosen to spend the unique configuration of the cosmos we call Thursday shitposting about skeletons."
     
    Wingyl, Jan 30, 2020 at 6:37 PM
    #15995
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  16. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    I read this as a war with gender and didn't question it

    Eta: Loq's post, the reply isn't displaying properly
     
    Everett, Jan 30, 2020 at 6:43 PM
    #15996
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  17. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
    ChelG, Jan 30, 2020 at 9:08 PM
    #15997
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  18. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

     
    TheMockingCrows, Jan 30, 2020 at 11:41 PM
    #15998
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  19. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Jan 31, 2020 at 12:54 AM
    #15999
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  20. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

     
    TheOwlet, Jan 31, 2020 at 11:45 AM
    #16000
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