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LadyNighteyes · Feb 18, 2020 at 8:50 PM

He's half man, half beard. And then another half beard for good measure.
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Wingyl · Feb 18, 2020 at 8:53 PM

"Since things had calmed down, people decided to stop practicing necromancy"

LadyNighteyes · Feb 18, 2020 at 9:55 PM

Now my expectations were increased: there would be facial expressions, and alpacas.
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keltena · Feb 18, 2020 at 10:31 PM

Oh, you wouldn't call out someone for a comma splice? What if I told you that comma splicer was Adolf Hitler?
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Wingyl · Feb 19, 2020 at 3:23 AM

"Also I tried to change my child's name and appear to have obliterated him from existence... hmm."

goldenflowertea · Feb 19, 2020 at 3:42 AM

Wingyl said: ↑

"Since things had calmed down, people decided to stop practicing necromancy"
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PLEASE tell me the context.

goldenflowertea · Feb 19, 2020 at 4:39 AM

rn i've got the uh, head minion, distinguished by her quality of having almost four brain cells

ChelG · Feb 19, 2020 at 8:00 AM

"After childbirth, has any woman ever had a fruit of the melon family inserted back into the uterus to confirm the accuracy of the assumption?"
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 19, 2020 at 10:48 AM

"You didn't make this whale grassy with your brain?"
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TwoBrokenMirrors · Feb 19, 2020 at 11:39 AM

For fucks sake people! why can't the m&m have a normal vagina.
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HonestlyVan · Feb 19, 2020 at 12:40 PM

I am now imagining you walking into an electronics store and just swearing at everything under your breath, giving the displays a big old stinkeye, and then, upon buying the phone, giving it the "I will use you but I will never LIKE you" lecture.
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Wingyl · Feb 19, 2020 at 6:11 PM

@goldenflowertea some absolutely WILD historical stuff, it's on TVtropes' Real Life page for Refuge in Audacity and involves two separate people claiming to be a deceased king one after another

ChelG · Feb 19, 2020 at 7:13 PM

"Oh yeah? Well, pink cheese green ghosts to you too, buddy! Whatever that means."
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Wingyl · Feb 19, 2020 at 10:02 PM

"You *can* see the badge sprites when you eat them "

IndigoRiffRaff · Feb 19, 2020 at 10:45 PM

All the horse girls who grew up into horse boys
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goldenflowertea · Feb 20, 2020 at 5:02 AM

Believe me, the prospect of having hot monkey sex with a six foot tall Smurf is really not on my To Do List

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 20, 2020 at 1:55 PM

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first usurp the throne of God.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 20, 2020 at 3:13 PM

You know, I didn't notice until now but does H.P. Lovecraft look like Mark Zuckerberg to anyone else
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Wormwitch · Feb 20, 2020 at 3:59 PM

I've never seen slow motion shame before.

Loq · Feb 20, 2020 at 6:17 PM

me, slowly and gently putting duct tape on their mouth and handing them a copy of stone butch blues:
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Out of context quotes thread

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

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