Out of context quotes thread

"Strangely enough, the city of Pasadena was not okay with us dropping flaming couches out of the sky."

"We were going to try to get some of those microexplosives, and then we realized that would put us on a lot of watchlists.""

"I'm delighted by the fact that you can buy something on the web that can tear off the hand of a small child."

"It qualifies as a screwdriver!"

"The rotary phone was put in with the precise instruction to dial all the numbers just make Aldis angry."

"And once again, blowing stuff up at a dock, without the knowledge or permission of the authorities. I think at this point, they'd be disappointed if you called ahead."

"How did you get Mark Sheppard into this shot?!? Did you lower him by rope?"

"but we ran out of time so giant wrench!"

 

Hurricanes: The only truly ethical means of redistributing sheep.

 

"It wasn't intentional that her face came up at the same time as the parrot"