Out of context quotes thread

ELECTROPOSITIVITY-SHAMING.

 

"Mac and cheese isn't a vegetable"

Spoiler: Context

in response to local diner waitress: "our vegetables today are green beans, mashed taters and macncheese

 

"I just want a human-sized hamster ball now. That is my life's dream."

 

i have been inside what amounts to a human-sized hamster ball before and it was very fun 7/10 would recommend

 

I have also been in one, in which i tripped and slammed into the interior wall face-first, snapping my glasses in half. 6/10 would still recommend

 

@Carnivorous Moogle : WAIT OH MY GOD TIME OUT WHO'S BEEN FUCKING DOLPHINS

 

Should I post the link again...?

 

[4/9/16, 3:32:02 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: don't punch a bear
[4/9/16, 3:32:12 PM] Void: i'll punch a bear
[4/9/16, 3:32:15 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: you may not give a fuck, but the bear probably will
[4/9/16, 3:32:16 PM] Void: no one can stop me
[4/9/16, 3:32:18 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: //helpful
[4/9/16, 3:32:30 PM] Void: we can go punch a bear together
[4/9/16, 3:32:30 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: i can think of one thing that could stop you
[4/9/16, 3:32:36 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: it starts with a b
[4/9/16, 3:32:37 PM] Malaloba: u don't know my life, u don't know my choices :p
[4/9/16, 3:32:41 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: and ends with a "ear"
[4/9/16, 3:32:46 PM] Void: I WILL PUNCH A BEAR
[4/9/16, 3:32:55 PM] Void: I WILL DO IT YOU CANNOT PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING
[4/9/16, 3:33:01 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: you are correct
[4/9/16, 3:33:03 PM] Void: i'll get in a boxing match with a bear I don't give a fuck
[4/9/16, 3:33:10 PM] Wiwaxia foliosa: i cannot stop this from happening

 

Recorded voice from Sibling's bedroom: "Congratulations, you can successfully distinguish between dogs and large, flightless birds."