Out of context quotes thread

TheSeer · Mar 10, 2020 at 11:53 PM

Don't ask thermodynamics for help on this one. Thermodynamics says you can burn all the fat you want real fast by setting yourself on fire.

PotteryWalrus · Mar 11, 2020 at 6:38 AM

She's like the British empire - serious boundary issues right there.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 11, 2020 at 10:35 AM

But, all things being equal, both tardigrades and us just want a nice place to live, plenty of yummy food, and, whenever possible, to not be exposed to the vacuum of space.
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ChelG · Mar 11, 2020 at 4:27 PM

"Of course I want help! I've been talking to my own hand!"
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Wingyl · Mar 12, 2020 at 1:02 AM

"a platform tried to eat me and the game died"

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 12:11 PM

Also an ASW helicopter with energy shields and regenerating ammo has shown up and started fighting a supercavitating Megalodon with laser eyes off to one side, to extend the metaphor, and they're both taking potshots at the ship from time to time, so that's not great.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 2:05 PM

"Sure it's horrible, life is suffering, I didn't want to be here, I didn't want to risk my life on the whim of some noble twat a billion lightyears away, but right now, right here, I'm riding on a tank.
It has 11 separate guns on it.
And I feel just downright badass."
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 4:07 PM

Trufacs: The Fallen Angels only entertainment is Exalted 2e and FATAL.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 4:47 PM

All systems are pale copies of GURPS. This is known.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 6:00 PM

"No selfrespecting Dark Eldar would ever deny fucking a hog's head!"

"They’d make sure the head was still alive when they did it. Somehow."
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 12, 2020 at 7:08 PM

A pacemaker objectively makes me less of a human, and since humans are subjective creatures, this means I'm a more objective being than you are.

Therefore, my arguments carry more weight. You all must listen to me now.
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ChelG · Mar 12, 2020 at 9:30 PM

the defendant, upon losing, produced a plastic baggie of his own feces from his pocket (you know, as you do)
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HonestlyVan · Mar 13, 2020 at 7:31 AM

Assmate, checkholes.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 13, 2020 at 9:45 AM

Caves are full of greedy, despicable, bloodthirsty creatures that cannot be negotiated with... but enough about dwarves.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 13, 2020 at 11:21 AM

Thank you, I am now imagining a nature documentary on shoggoths narrated by David Attenborough.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 13, 2020 at 12:22 PM

See, now I'm envisioning The Plow's True Heir, a sorcerer who draws power from the utter absence of noble blood in their heritage, with all of their spells being supernatural invocations/expressions of things the smallfolk do or experience - conjuring the memory of a devastating crop fire caused by heat lightning to make a wall of fire, or a version of move earth with featureless ur-workmen setting to with spades & mattocks.
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ChelG · Mar 13, 2020 at 4:31 PM

the true main character of this story are the footnotes
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Wingyl · Mar 13, 2020 at 10:43 PM

"Since i imagine the deadly pepto-bismol works the same as the silent sludge that richard did that control regaining glitch with"

Wingyl · Mar 13, 2020 at 11:16 PM

"well it's pointless having someone going anywhere at 2 am because the hours of 2-6 don't exist."

Aondeug · Mar 14, 2020 at 12:38 AM

"Disney does not fear God."

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HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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Out of context quotes thread

TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

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