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Loq · Mar 24, 2020 at 10:39 AM

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.
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kastilin · Mar 24, 2020 at 11:25 AM

shoving knives into my wall seems to have helped
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 24, 2020 at 11:54 AM

#You can sit while you get shot#But only if you work at Aldi
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 24, 2020 at 12:52 PM

That was a wild pivot from "Dave is the goofy husband who tastes all the bad foods" to "Dave is actually an investigational journalist and will now do a deep dive into a shadowy international media company."
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Loq · Mar 24, 2020 at 7:22 PM

I wanna live in the alligator disco!
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budgie · Mar 24, 2020 at 8:29 PM

"I don't remember them being heroes, mostly I remember them as being a bunch of bisexual disasters doing their best."

"Isn't that a synonym for hero?"

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 24, 2020 at 8:29 PM

Now I’m imagining a couple of squirrel screenwriters like “owls can rain hellfire from the sky and shoot lasers out of their mouths, right?” “Yeah, probably.”
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 24, 2020 at 9:43 PM

But don't forget: Low Earth Orbit and Dallas are different locations.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 24, 2020 at 10:14 PM

After months of testing, a new failure mode was discovered.
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Aondeug · Mar 25, 2020 at 1:48 AM

"We started frenching passively."

LadyNighteyes · Mar 26, 2020

Aondeug said: ↑

"We started frenching passively."
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My Immortal is a modern literary classic, and I mean this unironically.

Wormwitch · Mar 25, 2020 at 9:18 AM

That was majestic, and stupid!

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 25, 2020 at 10:21 AM

Hello viewers! I'm SB, and welcome back to... elf killin' time. That's pretty much this whole series, just elves killin elves killin elves. Let's kill some elves.
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LadyNighteyes · Mar 25, 2020 at 2:45 PM

genetics research gothic: you have a tab delimited text file. it is zipped. it is over 1GB.
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BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2020 at 2:16 AM

My tiny sons
Go run across that field tiny sons
Oh fuck it was full of mines
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Wingyl · Mar 26, 2020 at 4:24 AM

A: "hi yes i'd like 1 gallon of oris floppy ears please thanks"

B: "perfect that will be 1 bitcoin"

BaseDeltaZero · Mar 26, 2020 at 5:31 AM

So as you might imagine a chainsaw is a pretty okay weapon when you're looking to uh... to beat up a guy who plays football.
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ChelG · Mar 26, 2020 at 9:42 AM

He used to hate when I'd tell a story, because everything would be going along just fine, and I'd get to a natural stopping point, like, "And it was the biggest fish I'd ever caught," but I'd barrel on past that and add something like, "And then six months later, Jimmy died of a ruptured bowel."
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Everett · Mar 26, 2020 at 12:14 PM

I have never seen a green eared chicken before and I never want to again
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HonestlyVan · Mar 26, 2020 at 1:20 PM

Pray, have you link? Link? Link for the poor?
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Out of context quotes thread

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

kastilin get in the fucking crayfish shinji

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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ChelG Well-Known Member

Everett local rats so small, so tiny

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

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