Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    chromedome's problems are not child-appropriate
     
    applechime, Apr 9, 2016 at 9:03 PM
    #1621
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  2. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

     
    Void, Apr 9, 2016 at 11:11 PM
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Apr 10, 2016 at 5:40 AM
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
    LadyNighteyes, Apr 10, 2016 at 9:08 AM
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  5. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

     
    Aviari, Apr 10, 2016 at 9:13 AM
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  6. Ben

    Ben Not entirely unlike a dragon

     
    Ben, Apr 10, 2016 at 12:28 PM
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  7. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

     
    Kaylotta, Apr 10, 2016 at 5:53 PM
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  8. amaranthtea

    amaranthtea Pocket-sized Luidaeg

     
    amaranthtea, Apr 10, 2016 at 7:41 PM
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  9. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    My roommate just gave me the weirdest ultimatum. I shower every other day to make up for taking long, hot showers. But today I'm actually closing in on THREE days without one. I don't smell, but my hair's greasy as hell. Their strategy? Hold the dog out of reach so I couldn't pet him unless I agreed to shower.

    Who the hell even knows.
     
    swirlingflight, Apr 11, 2016 at 10:22 PM
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  10. Wiwaxia

    Wiwaxia problematic taxon

     
    Wiwaxia, Apr 11, 2016 at 11:23 PM
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  11. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    @Wiwaxia i am fairly certain we all know the context of this quote XD
     
    Kaylotta, Apr 11, 2016 at 11:55 PM
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  12. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

     
    IndigoRiffRaff, Apr 12, 2016 at 12:29 AM
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  13. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 12, 2016 at 9:56 AM
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  14. Starcrossedsky

    Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

    "roll for lucus"
     
    Starcrossedsky, Apr 12, 2016 at 10:21 AM
    #1634
  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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    budgie, Apr 12, 2016 at 10:24 AM
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  16. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    @budgie : I think I actually heard about that one. They concluded that Kansas is statistically much flatter than the average pancake, right? :::PPP
     
    LadyNighteyes, Apr 12, 2016 at 10:29 AM
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Yep! (For the curious)
     
    budgie, Apr 12, 2016 at 10:37 AM
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  18. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

     
    keltena, Apr 12, 2016 at 3:49 PM
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  19. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Me: He's like Arthur, but Irish, and with fairies--
    Key: --and he's cool!
    Me: No, his dad was cool.

    1. I attempt to convey the concept of "legendary figure" without using any words that make sense.
    2. We're discussing Finn McCool (more correctly, according to Wikipedia, Fionn mac Cumhaill).
    3. ...And since the mc/mac is "son of," it's not Finn but his father who was Cool/Cumhaill.
     
    Elaienar, Apr 12, 2016 at 4:34 PM
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  20. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    that's some kind of dad joke variant....


     
    swirlingflight, Apr 12, 2016 at 4:42 PM
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