Out of context quotes thread

By definition, wouldn't the location they've been sticking their omnipresence have to be everywhere?

 

"I'm paying you - I could fart into the mike all night and you'd have to sit there and listen to it."

 

"I’m pretty comfortable asserting that when we’ve reached the point of asking what Mr. Bean would look like as an FPS protagonist, we’ve officially strayed beyond the game’s brief!"

 

i’m gonna watch shrek film analysis and i will not be wearing headphones

 

"no you haven’t because all you did was peacefully drown."

 

"along with frog cancer, and making sure no one can make fun of us for being the youngest any more."

 

"I’m sorry to tell you.
But you’re genetically predisposed to being a dinosaur.
There’s no known cure. I’m sorry."