Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Jojo

    Jojo Writin and fightin

    Kid: "Chief got a $15,000 grant so he bought $15,000 dollars worth of pants"
    Kid's friend: "Wow, how many pants is that?"
    Kid: "I don't know the exact number but we can't have class today because there's too many boxes of pants in the way."
     
    Jojo, Apr 12, 2016 at 7:29 PM
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  2. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    "bedtime beans?"
    "nooooooo I dont want bedtime beans..
    no bedtime beans"
     
    Imoyram, Apr 12, 2016 at 8:32 PM
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  3. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    (sorry if kinda nsfw stuff isn't supposed to go in this thread whoop)
     
    Carnivorous Moogle, Apr 13, 2016 at 2:23 AM
    #1643
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  4. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    BUT YOU MISSED SOME OF THE BEST PARTS???


    [12:21:42 AM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: just put a dick right on an exposed brainmeats
    [12:24:56 AM] some say the world will end in homestuck (April): hot dog on spaghetti
    [12:25:11 AM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: slap slap slap
    [12:26:20 AM] some say the world will end in homestuck (April): fifty shades of gray matter
     
    Void, Apr 13, 2016 at 2:26 AM
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  5. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

     
    Aviari, Apr 13, 2016 at 5:09 PM
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  6. Void

    Void on discord. Void#4020

    [9:46:38 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: i really do not give a shit
    [9:46:48 PM] Rowan T. [Void/Rave]: people can fuck Scooby doo all they want
     
    Void, Apr 13, 2016 at 11:50 PM
    #1646
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  7. Mala

    Mala Well-Known Member

    from CDCF2
     
    Mala, Apr 14, 2016 at 3:14 AM
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  8. The Phoenixian

    The Phoenixian Not an eldrtich abomination, but getting there.

    For a moment there I didn't realize what thread this was, and was very confused about what Cadmium Carbon Floride was and why it, apparently, warps spacetime.
     
    The Phoenixian, Apr 14, 2016 at 3:45 AM
    #1648
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  9. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

     
    peripheral, Apr 14, 2016 at 6:31 AM
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  10. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    After all this time, it was just misplaced nostalgia and confused bigotry in a mask!
     
    peripheral, Apr 14, 2016 at 6:32 AM
    #1650
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    There are many weird transition metal compounds out there, but that one seems... fairly unlikely.
     
    LadyNighteyes, Apr 14, 2016 at 7:49 AM
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  12. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 14, 2016 at 12:43 PM
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  13. Jojo

    Jojo Writin and fightin

    All this was heard at the robotics club meeting today

     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2016
    Jojo, Apr 14, 2016 at 2:39 PM
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  14. Imoyram

    Imoyram Well-Known Member

    "are you ready to feed?"
    "I am ready to feed"
     
    Imoyram, Apr 14, 2016 at 2:43 PM
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  15. Morven

    Morven In darkness be the sound and light

    (sysadmin friend of mine. I agree with the sentiment but man, he has a way with words).
     
    Morven, Apr 14, 2016 at 5:35 PM
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  16. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    We need a S.A.P. A.S.A.P.

    the batsignal for everyone's least favorite superhero: stupid argument person, with the amazing power to annoy anyone into arguing with them.
     
    swirlingflight, Apr 14, 2016 at 6:25 PM
    #1656
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  17. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 14, 2016 at 10:14 PM
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  18. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

     
    Acey, Apr 15, 2016 at 5:10 AM
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  19. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    eta:

     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2016
    Carnivorous Moogle, Apr 15, 2016 at 2:16 PM
    #1659
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  20. oph

    oph There was a user here, but it's gone now

    [​IMG]
     
    oph, Apr 15, 2016 at 2:50 PM
    #1660
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