Out of context quotes thread

Jesus was the original stand up comic.

 

"#some people learn teamwork through the three legged race #you get the poison gas electroshock death duet "

 

"like you were forcibly getting your goat turned into an alpaca"

 

"oh sweet mother of SAUSAGE CAKE"

"imply that Disco is a moral position."

"at least i hope there's only one horseradish jello salad out there"

 

Bless this giant, oblivious sunflower.

 

Are you asking Tyr to ... send out invites for you?

 

You have advantage at this because they are chickens and you are not a chicken

 

"I’m not sure if they anticipated dragons entering baking contests instead"