Out of context quotes thread

ChelG · May 16, 2020 at 12:57 PM

"I never kid when I'm murdering my lifelong obsession."
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TheOwlet · May 16, 2020 at 7:17 PM

I never do shy away from causing a scene - murder or otherwise.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 16, 2020 at 8:26 PM

Actually, this part is true, and completely believable. One of the most obvious things to come out of Beyond the Dark Portal is that Ner'zuhl is hilariously, ridiculously, incompetent. Arthas is also hilariously and completely incompetent at everything he does. When the two of them fused, they created an incredibly powerful being who is even more ridiculously incompetent.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 16, 2020 at 8:48 PM

Since when does the Alliance High Command have the authority to promote people to godhood?
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ChelG · May 16, 2020 at 9:23 PM

That last dude is just chilling out with crabs while eating a piece of wood.
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kastilin · May 16, 2020 at 9:26 PM

My knowledge of aerodynamics will trump his ability to fit rubber penises to people's cars.
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Wingyl · May 17, 2020 at 5:38 AM

"The lid was on loosely, and now there is a mistake all over the floor."

"I got the cocoa off the router!"

LadyNighteyes · May 17, 2020 at 10:36 AM

Who let Tetsuya Nomura write for Cosmo?
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ChelG · May 17, 2020 at 11:29 AM

I'm not entirely sure if the correct plural for a group of women is a "nest"
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BaseDeltaZero · May 17, 2020 at 3:59 PM

It's like the Stupid that gapes beyond the jaws of infinity, the Stupid that hungers in the dark spaces between the stars, the transcendent Stupid that shall pierce the heavens and makes all gods cry out; "...what. No, stop. Please stop talking. You're hurting my brain."
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TheOwlet · May 17, 2020 at 5:48 PM

NGL i may have to steal that one for my blog, it's certainly a feeling i've experienced

Wingyl · May 17, 2020 at 7:03 PM

"Cocoa flavoured internet!"

BaseDeltaZero · May 17, 2020 at 7:06 PM

Actually his views are the kind you would expect from a hack writer from 2517, who goes, "You know, the old days! Witch burnings, steam engines, the radio, Apollo mission, that sort of stuff!" And then tries to think of what a cranky old man from that period would be like.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 17, 2020 at 7:57 PM

How did the old saw go? "An absolute monarch is one who does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins."
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BaseDeltaZero · May 18, 2020 at 12:57 AM

I studied under the old masters of fanfiction, and I have 20 years of experience taking perfectly ridiculous concepts and treating them as seriously as possible. 'Tis a delicate art.
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Loq · May 18, 2020 at 7:02 AM

were you thinking 'hmm not sure the anal fistulas becoming a fashion statement sounds believable, that just seems a bit much'? then boy do I have a fun fact about a 1600s French fashion fad to tell you
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LadyNighteyes · May 18, 2020 at 7:54 AM

Caught my large plush owl writing a thinkpiece about how much emotional labor it's doing for me in this quarantine
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budgie · May 18, 2020 at 2:30 PM

Hey, have you got any church poison?
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ChelG · May 18, 2020 at 7:02 PM

This is probably an old one, but I just ran into it again: "If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach."

BaseDeltaZero · May 18, 2020 at 8:07 PM

The Chime is a safety feature that can be turned off for silent insertions.
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