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Hawkeguy · May 18, 2020 at 8:14 PM

what kind of problem does portugal have with bears in space?!
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Verily · May 19, 2020 at 5:30 AM

Loq said: ↑

were you thinking 'hmm not sure the anal fistulas becoming a fashion statement sounds believable, that just seems a bit much'? then boy do I have a fun fact about a 1600s French fashion fad to tell you
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I couldn’t remember the exact definition so I did what anyone would and asked Siri. The results were unexpected but not thematically inappropriate?

Wingyl · May 19, 2020 at 7:15 AM

"No one *needs* the slowest possible Linux machine, but it's certainly something that I now must posses."

BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 12:37 PM

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 12:50 PM

So normally this is the part where I’d say “let’s stay focused on the topic at hand, gents” and steer things back to Rhodesia. But I think I’ll just conclude by reiterating the point here, that your massive chaff/flare dispense pattern you’re shitting out to desperately avoid ceding the point that maybe, just maybe, Rhodesia was a racist hellhole, is kind of a giveaway.
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ChelG · May 19, 2020 at 5:34 PM

I believe the missing ???? is "ride bears into war".
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LadyNighteyes · May 19, 2020 at 6:47 PM

I said:

#also let's be real i don't think i've ever been to a wedding that would not be improved#by a pyromaniac chaos lesbian japanese warlord doing an unsolicited one-woman noh show
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BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 8:46 PM

By default, the rival has 'swag' to make you feel enmity towards him.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 8:53 PM

It'd be like if an extraterrestrial human came to the Bible Belt on a ship powered by crushing Satan's balls.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 11:01 PM

It's not so much of a horse anymore. More like a greasy spot on the ground people keep slapping for some reason. Ah well.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 19, 2020 at 11:05 PM

Gunboat diplomacy is so yesterday, now is the era of zombie diplomacy.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 20, 2020 at 1:31 AM

24th century Unicode would probably be fun, especially after a few contacts with weirder spacefarers.

"Hey, how do you spell [650hz tone][0.5 second green flash][burst of pheremones][quack], anyway?"
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HonestlyVan · May 20, 2020 at 5:13 AM

Some of the Best Ideas are Prompted By A Desire To See Someone Bone Optimus Prime
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Aondeug · May 20, 2020 at 2:15 PM

"One day we all step out of the kitchen and realize. Salt is pepper."

ChelG · May 20, 2020 at 3:24 PM

That's because (contrary to what your username might suggest) you're capable of critical thinking and realizing that not every character is a self-insert.

I like the cut of your jib, FartHead.
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Wingyl · May 20, 2020 at 4:46 PM

"fringe benefits of heresy include getting punched in the mouth by santa claus"

Loq · May 20, 2020 at 4:55 PM

Okay, eat your own toes, that's allowed
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BaseDeltaZero · May 20, 2020 at 6:26 PM

No no, Evil City is south and east of here. This is Decadent Wickedness City; there's a distinct difference as mandated by the tourism board.
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TheSeer · May 20, 2020 at 7:28 PM

God gave me the gift of hands, and it's my job to make that everyone else's problem.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 21, 2020 at 1:08 AM

“I guess this is where they store all the extra creepy when nobody’s using it.”
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