Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  2. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    This is probably an old one, but I just ran into it again: "If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach."
     
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  4. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  5. Hawkeguy

    Hawkeguy struggling to complete this thought

     
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  6. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    I couldn’t remember the exact definition so I did what anyone would and asked Siri. The results were unexpected but not thematically inappropriate?
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  7. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    "No one *needs* the slowest possible Linux machine, but it's certainly something that I now must posses."
     
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  8. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  9. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  11. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

     
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  12. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  13. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  14. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  15. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  16. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

     
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  17. HonestlyVan

    HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

     
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  18. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    "One day we all step out of the kitchen and realize. Salt is pepper."
     
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  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  20. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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