Out of context quotes thread

Lazarae · May 21, 2020 at 3:10 AM

oh i'm here for the ranking of household appliances and furniture by their power levels discussion
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Starcrossedsky · May 21, 2020 at 10:56 AM

"and if you're pregnant you're subject to the laws of Pennsylvania."
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HonestlyVan · May 21, 2020 at 11:20 AM

Please Primus grant me the ability to punch people through TCP/IP
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budgie · May 21, 2020 at 6:14 PM

Do you have any idea how many coins I had to stuff into this mattress to make it comfortable?
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LadyNighteyes · May 21, 2020 at 7:19 PM

that large turnip of a watch of his
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ChelG · May 21, 2020 at 8:34 PM

The fact that our nipples don’t light up is seriously setting us back as a civilisation.
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keltena · May 21, 2020 at 9:18 PM

"If you are turning over the pages of a book and come across some mention of "slavic gait of count nosferatu" you had best put it down at once; it is bad."
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LadyNighteyes · May 21, 2020 at 9:37 PM

@keltena [joke about my Umineko/Dracula crossover goes here]

ChelG · May 21, 2020 at 10:32 PM

IN THE FUTURE, WE’LL ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES
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Verily · May 22, 2020 at 6:04 PM

keltena said: ↑

"If you are turning over the pages of a book and come across some mention of "slavic gait of count nosferatu" you had best put it down at once; it is bad."
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YEET THAT BOOK ON OVER TO ME

LadyNighteyes · May 22, 2020 at 7:43 PM

#it's like this librarian-run nation-state eternally trying to balance the twin weights of organized and horny
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budgie · May 22, 2020 at 10:08 PM

I'm guessing your friend didn't encounter a ritual lawn sprinkler stake, however.
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BaseDeltaZero · May 23, 2020 at 4:50 AM

>Anonymous festival of literal shitflinging
>Showing your genitals to everyone with the excuse of "chasing the devil out"
>Pictures of dicks everywhere
>Being gay gets you beat up, but it's not gay if you fuck a boy in the ass. It's only gay if you're the one getting fucked
>If something goes wrong blame the Jews

Yep, the middle ages are pretty much "what if 4chan ran a country?"
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ChelG · May 23, 2020 at 9:29 AM

Along the winding paths we slowly walked,
And all the while we chatted, spoke and talked.
‘So short is life,’ you made the valid point,
Although the statement’s structure you disjoint(ed).
And strong though was the bond of comradeship,
But help I couldn’t to cruelly up you trip.
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ChelG · May 23, 2020 at 10:43 AM

There’s a rocket on the cover of my book
There’s a rocket on the cover of my book
It’s a phallic and a stout one
Though the story is without one
There’s a rocket on the cover of my book

There’s a castle on the cover of my book
There’s a castle on the cover of my book
Every knight is fit for battle
But the action’s in Seattle
There’s a castle on the cover of my book
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Lazarae · May 23, 2020 at 11:58 AM

"I'm sorry, cannibalism is my default means of problem-solving when I'm tired."

budgie · May 23, 2020 at 4:46 PM

"If you want to upgrade a die you just gotta pray to a decemberist album"

budgie · May 23, 2020 at 6:59 PM

"Twelve miles worth of spiders."

Wingyl · May 23, 2020 at 8:31 PM

"died to a homestuck shoutout and physics"

BaseDeltaZero · May 24, 2020 at 6:43 AM

Ain't no rule that says a koala can't be a tank commander.
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Out of context quotes thread

Lazarae The tide pod of art

Starcrossedsky Burn and Refine

HonestlyVan a very funny person who never tells jokes

budgie not actually a bird

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

ChelG Well-Known Member

Verily surprised Xue Yang peddler

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

ChelG Well-Known Member

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Lazarae The tide pod of art

budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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