Out of context quotes thread

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  1. Carnivorous Moogle

    Carnivorous Moogle whose baby is this

    oh my god that is incredible and i love it
     
    Carnivorous Moogle, Apr 15, 2016 at 2:52 PM
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  2. amaranthtea

    amaranthtea Pocket-sized Luidaeg

    Today in "fun with dyscalculia": I apparently can't hear people when I'm trying to do math because that's just how hard I have to focus to keep the number straight.
     
    amaranthtea, Apr 15, 2016 at 3:50 PM
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  3. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    A conversation everyone who took me to a country food restaurant had to have with me until I reached about nine.
     
    sirsparklepants, Apr 15, 2016 at 8:33 PM
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

     
    Codeless, Apr 15, 2016 at 8:40 PM
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  5. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    Kittens are not allowed on top of the fume hood.

    Kittens are not allowed to be in the lab by themselves until they can see over the bench without a stepstool.

    Kittens are not allowed to foment rebellion in the outer rings.

    Kittens must understand that Daddy's journals are not a to-do list.
     
    Last edited: Apr 15, 2016
    cleverThylacine, Apr 15, 2016 at 11:00 PM
    #1665
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  6. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    [17:01:25] Clover: literally poison me the fuck up, bro
    [17:01:33] Clover: I am totally making good choices right now
     
    cleverThylacine, Apr 15, 2016 at 11:03 PM
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  7. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
    swirlingflight, Apr 16, 2016 at 9:47 AM
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  8. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I call this piece, "The Fruits of Hubris."
     
    LadyNighteyes, Apr 16, 2016 at 10:03 AM
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  9. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    it'll be a large order of fuck off with a side of yes i know I'm an idiot thanks for reminding me asshole, any good lab accidents lately?
     
    cleverThylacine, Apr 16, 2016 at 12:48 PM
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  10. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

     
    palindromordnilap, Apr 16, 2016 at 1:19 PM
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  11. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

     
    swirlingflight, Apr 16, 2016 at 7:59 PM
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  12. eddie

    eddie ...

    "What is it like to have a vaginal organ I wonder every minute of every day."
     
    eddie, Apr 16, 2016 at 9:51 PM
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    "You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding, and you attack my ass."
     
    LadyNighteyes, Apr 16, 2016 at 9:59 PM
    #1673
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  14. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
    Loq, Apr 17, 2016 at 8:06 AM
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

     
    budgie, Apr 17, 2016 at 12:07 PM
    #1675
  16. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    "Am I going to have to kinkshame my own author?"
     
    palindromordnilap, Apr 17, 2016 at 2:12 PM
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  17. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    "Nothing says classy like ass cheese"
     
    prismaticvoid, Apr 17, 2016 at 2:29 PM
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  18. mustelid

    mustelid encounter me in the trench

    Nice Charlies, too! Give 'em a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!
     
    mustelid, Apr 17, 2016 at 2:41 PM
    #1678
  19. IndigoRiffRaff

    IndigoRiffRaff FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

     
    IndigoRiffRaff, Apr 17, 2016 at 4:56 PM
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    what about the back yard?
     
    strictly quadrilateral, Apr 17, 2016 at 4:57 PM
    #1680
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