Out of context quotes thread

The one who wanted to crucify squirrels only wanted to do it in the front yard, for some reason. The back yard would probably not be ok either.

 

[goes to collect quotes from last night's chatter]

 

I got a message from my apartment complex this morning which, due to a typo, contained the frankly fascinating phrase "parking lot strippers."

 

Spoiler

I said this out loud, unironically, while ranting to myself about my love for the gorgeous figure drawing in TJ and Amal - especially in the NSFW bits, which is why I blurted out "rock hard" rather than some less explicit state (although really EK's drawings of napkin holders at diners make me moan with pure artistic admiration and jealousy, how is she that good).

 

Spoiler: context for the last one

I'm playing a certain MMO as a... fantasy secret agent, let's say. A certain plotline quest involved talking to a mad mage (mad as in angry AND mad as in insane, thank you demon prince of madness) trying to blow up everyone in town with lightning. Going through the dialogue tree I was trying to talk him down and get out of it without any more death, since, y'know, agent of the queen, let's avoid collateral damage.

Then I hit a point where my dialogue options were:
1: [requires faction-specific perk I don't have] continue conversation
2: shove mage off tower, killing him

I am Not Happy. Why this.

 

@Loq Secret World?

 

@prismaticvoid nah, ESO.

 

ESO has some serious problems with dialogue forcing you to behave OOC

 

"And then they were a happy murder burrito."

 

"Oh god, is he going to harass some poor dying woman? That sounds great."

 

Me @Moss

 

She was backed up in her battle with the hamburger clown and its minions entirely by children.

 

well who can resist anything that hot?

 

I still hold by my opinion that that is actually obscure fandom terminology