Out of context quotes thread

ChelG · Jul 16, 2020 at 6:19 PM

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 16, 2020 at 10:08 PM

Due to all these superstitions, there are too many variations in custom to police them all in the Empire. Even the most zealous Hunter will usually grudgingly admit most of this is harmless. Usually. Though now I'm imagining the badass Witch Hunter very seriously carrying his anti-curse chicken everywhere and yes, this is good.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 16, 2020 at 10:11 PM

Imagining the very serious Sigmarite priest stroking his chin at encountering some moral depravity and then whipping out his trusty puppets to demonstrate why this was a sin against God and the Empire is very good.
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Wingyl · Jul 17, 2020 at 2:17 AM

"Yes he got like that by being so hormonally addled that he tried to fight a tree."

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 17, 2020 at 7:37 AM

I think it's reasonable to apply Occam's Razor if you've got 'Elves are arrogant' as one possibility and 'Elves have stared into Hell and accurately measured all of the Gods' as the other.
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sirsparklepants · Jul 17, 2020 at 3:48 PM

@TwoBrokenMirrors

my immediate family is idiot!, girl cult, local church and weed bag
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 18, 2020 at 6:05 AM

Let me see if I can follow their design process and come up with a hero of my own.

Once, there was a puppy. Then a beast kicked it really hard. It fell into a ditch, fading in and out of consciousness, with tiny broken ribs. It had to survive drinking ditch water and getting feasted upon my mosquito while it fell into fever. But that puppy survived, and lived an epic tale of survival and montages and suffering. And it tracked down that beast, though hardships and danger and self-sacrifice. It found the beast that kicked it. It barks at the beast's door night and day, trying to avenge itself. It can't - it's still just a dog - but it will harass that beast as loudly as as best it can. Maybe, one day, it might even bite the beast in the rear end, if it's lucky.

Your mission as PCs is to frighten that dog to death and consume its delicious suffering. But it's okay, because that dog denies the holocaust.
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budgie · Jul 18, 2020 at 2:32 PM

"we had no need for elf blood but we didn't want the fantasy FDA on our ass"

budgie · Jul 18, 2020 at 9:25 PM

"Why are they wearing ties, though?"

"It's the only way I know to draw fish."

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 12:29 AM

yea it feels like most RPGs just give you the wandering methhead experience normally.

"You've just rolled into town and are in the local inn to get a feel of the land."

"I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH THAT GOBLIN WHO HAS SHOWN NO INTEREST IN ME COMING OVER AND INSIST TO INSERT MYSELF INTO HIS LIFE, PLEASE USE ALL MY GOLD TO KEEP BOOZE COMING WHILE WE TALK"

"Uh, he's having trouble with his...wife...'s boss? He's a real harsh guy and overworking people..."

"gently caress LET'S KILL THAT SONOFABITCH"
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 3:02 AM

Just like its natural counterpart, the robot spider defends itself with mini-missiles.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 4:19 AM

I mean think of how much epic fantasy war could be averted by robust, compassionate, and available mental healthcare.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 4:59 AM

So like, a nightmare is a horse but intelligent and eeevil.

This is a horse that shits on things strategically.
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Poor old Freckles, thought of Lawful Good and died.
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Wormwitch · Jul 19, 2020 at 7:33 AM

the only thing that can save 2020 now is the American Hero Horn

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 9:39 AM

Let me get this straight. He seems to have invented a game system where it is impossible to roll a result that is any multiple of the number 6.

This guy should turn in his satanist membership card.
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He doesn't have one! The Church of Satan literally kicked him out for being a whackjob!
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That's beautiful
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 10:20 AM

No war but class war, and unfortunately the wizards keep winning that one.
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Lazarae · Jul 19, 2020 at 10:34 AM

I need to know the context behind this so bad.

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 11:04 AM

Lazarae said: ↑

I need to know the context behind this so bad.
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Which one?

BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 11:05 AM

In an alternate universe where Lovecraft had a stable, happy childhood, he wrote charming stories about talking cats and their adventures in the Dreamlands.

They're still hella racist, though.
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BaseDeltaZero · Jul 19, 2020 at 1:03 PM

(the key thing about making 'it was all a dream' plots not infuriating is to have the dream be interesting in as of itself and provide its own story and resolution advancing the character development. Also, you still get experience from it.)
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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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sirsparklepants feral mom energies

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budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

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Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

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Lazarae The tide pod of art

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ChelG Well-Known Member

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

sirsparklepants feral mom energies

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

budgie not actually a bird

budgie not actually a bird

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Lazarae The tide pod of art

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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