Out of context quotes thread

John Cena's at the Krusty Krab!

 

"Added a bounce plant down by double jump for obscure logic reasons"

 

"Fine, fine, no wonder all their problems start to look like tornados from Saturn after a while."

"Problems That Have Collided with a Whale and Come Off Worse"

 

“Sir, the results are in, and technically you are a fungus.”

 

"Ask not for whom the cheeks clap, they clap for thee"

 

"Who needs compel duel when you can just hurt feelings?"

 

Bold of you to assume Dorian Grey isn't the My Immortal of it's day XDD

 

Spoiler: context

It was actually from an anon meme "what's the worst fic in your fandom" thread, and someone said that, bizarrely, all the fic of their OTP is decent, except for one that's hilaribad. They proposed that it was absorbing all the badness that would otherwise be spread across the whole pairing tag.