Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: NSFW but I'm laughing

 

Karkat?

 

"maybe, but there are some people who DO like it stinky in the stink"

 

"so far my accomplishments are just making a spell that makes anyone you hit with it shoot fireballs at you"

 

Spoiler: Dead Dove, Do Not Eat

 

#sorry to spam this thread but the discord chat is... something today

 

(But really this whole post is amazing if you're into the Ancillary Justice books)

 

It is very Karkat-esque, but no

 

@budgie where is this radchdome thing and how do I go to it

 

"you just lost all my respect with one fart"

 

@blue I have no idea and I wish I did. I follow vintar on tumblr for their entertaining bird & Ancillary Justice posts, but I am not acquainted with them and this was the first I heard of radchdome.

 

[4/20/16, 8:48:23 PM] schrodinger's queer: if i end up actually having adhd and ocd i am going to literally shit a brick.
[4/20/16, 8:49:01 PM] schrodinger's queer: like, an entire brick. my asshole with form into a brick shape and the world’s most perfect shitbrick will emerge, i will be that offended.
[4/20/16, 8:50:44 PM] schrodinger's queer: it will be motherfucking beautiful. people from all over the world will come to goggle at it
[4/20/16, 8:50:57 PM] schrodinger's queer: it will be exhibited in all of the most prestigious museums
[4/20/16, 8:51:13 PM] schrodinger's queer: the president and all the other world leaders will get a pic with it
[4/20/16, 8:51:18 PM] schrodinger's queer: it’ll trend on twitter

 

(ty for reminding me of this, @IndigoRiffRaff)

 

Not out-of-context exactly, but I have to share this anyway...