Out of context quotes thread

[4/21/16, 3:41:37 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: im so good
[4/21/16, 3:41:40 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: im a great person
[4/21/16, 3:41:51 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: i was a positive influence on like
[4/21/16, 3:41:53 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: even bel!
[4/21/16, 3:42:29 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: bel i gave u anarchism

 

We will be the gay meow chorus!

 

[4/21/16, 8:18:27 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: hell, I taught you the true meaning of friendship, thorn
[4/21/16, 8:18:32 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: it was in us all along
[4/21/16, 8:18:39 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: situated somewhere near the pancreas
[4/21/16, 8:19:15 PM] Oobletops: Also a bit in the gallbladder

 

[4/21/16, 9:18:58 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: we suspect Harvard buys bunnies to seed the Harvard grounds with every couple months
[4/21/16, 9:19:02 PM] Bel: uh
[4/21/16, 9:19:03 PM] Bel: why
[4/21/16, 9:19:12 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: because they could afford it
[4/21/16, 9:19:41 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: they could afford paying all the tuition of their students for 100 yrs with they money they have rn I think
[4/21/16, 9:20:03 PM] notdave: Yeah they're making bank
[4/21/16, 9:20:15 PM] notdave: Maybe the bunnies are students they're paying for

 

"Is that why you ran away from home? So you could see Za Warudo?"

 

Spoiler: previous texts for sort of context

my mom: cartwheel?
me: more like.... catwheel......(distant meow with a doppler effect on it so the cat sounds like its approaching very fast)
my mom: [several cat emoji followed by several music-note emoji]

"im spooked by this award-winning cat choir"

 

mythosverse vagina AU

 

[4/22/16, 8:56:41 AM] Oobletops: Also I put lots of Marxism into my bio for the musical
[4/22/16, 8:56:52 AM] Oobletops: Like subliminal messaginf
[4/22/16, 8:57:11 AM] Oobletops: In between every normal bio line was a Marxist quote
[4/22/16, 8:57:14 AM] Oobletops: Like:
[4/22/16, 8:58:02 AM] Oobletops: "[Oobletops] is excited to play the Mysterious Man in the musical. We have nothing to lose but our chains."

 

"hey, they blew themselves up! We can use that for war!"

 

[4/22/16, 6:46:46 PM] Dave: Also, there are four "sons" described: the wise son, the evil son, the innocent son, and the son too young to speak
[4/22/16, 6:47:34 PM] Dave: The wise son says "cool, I like Passover", the evil son says "fuck Passover, old man", the innocent son says "what's Passover again?", and the too-young son is a baby
[4/22/16, 6:47:42 PM] Dave: The evil son is shot on sight

 

[4/22/16, 6:54:39 PM] Colonel Cupcakes: ha, fuck passover, u old dave
[4/22/16, 7:02:47 PM] Dave: That's it, I'm loading my matzah pistol
[4/22/16, 7:03:04 PM] Dave: You wouldn't let my people go? Well, time to let your internal organs go instead

 

"you're so cute. so sweet. so not thirty years older than me."

 

[4/23/16, 8:53:02 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: that bastard SO wants to get arrested on a felony possession charge and I'm SOOO jealous