Out of context quotes thread

“Intelligence is knowing you can bake a potato by putting it in the oven for an hour at 503 K. Wisdom is knowing you shouldn’t peel it first”

 

"you're supposed to ascend ten thousand times to get the social security number"

 

vaguely relatedly "is wool fizzy?"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

Time passes very quickly when you're having to buy sticks.

 

We, the members of the jury, find the defendant Not Guilty by reason of sick pipes and mad vocal range.

 

"Pizza, the magical food that heals all creatures"

 

"I went to see what happens if you jump into the blender in the Lab, and then a while later once my actions had refreshed and I'd wandered around some in the Bee Zone I went to see if Apis had forgotten my bad decision yet, but I had so much Bee Poison that I got the keyboardsmashy event text instead of the normal one; now I'm on "hrughgllghhh" which needs A Cultured Apicultrist: [blank] and 10,000 Bee Poison."

 

"They say many hands make light work. Give your Rat King a Golf Hitter and set it to work on the Golf Object. "

 

Spoiler: possibly nsfw