Out of context quotes thread

[4/23/16, 9:22:34 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: wait dave make smores with matzah instead of marshmallow
[4/23/16, 9:23:14 AM] Dave: Instead of... Marshmallow?
[4/23/16, 9:23:32 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: ok, fine, and instead of crackers too
[4/23/16, 9:23:43 AM] Dave: I was gonna say
[4/23/16, 9:23:51 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: Thats 3 matzah per smore
[4/23/16, 9:24:18 AM] Dave: That's just 3 slices of matzah and a chocolate square
[4/23/16, 9:24:40 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: hmm...that sounds like the worst sandwich
[4/23/16, 9:24:54 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: what if instead of a marshmallow it was a matzoh ball

 

[4/23/16, 9:41:26 AM] Dave: Can we smoke cats
[4/23/16, 9:41:47 AM] Oobletops: Dave that'd kill cupcakes
[4/23/16, 9:41:58 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: dav, smoke an actual cat!
[4/23/16, 9:41:59 AM] Oobletops: Inhaling concentrated cat
[4/23/16, 9:42:05 AM] Oobletops: Holy shit cupcakes
[4/23/16, 9:42:14 AM] Oobletops: Just being around the fur makes u cry
[4/23/16, 9:42:26 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: it's tru
[4/23/16, 9:42:28 AM] Oobletops: Think about what inhaling pure essence of cat would do
[4/23/16, 9:44:10 AM] Dave: THERE IS NO ESSENCE OF CAT
[4/23/16, 9:44:22 AM] Dave: CAT EXISTENCE PRECEDES CAT ESSENCE
[4/23/16, 9:44:46 AM] Dave: --Jean-Paw Sartre
[4/23/16, 9:44:52 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: wow
[4/23/16, 9:44:54 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: too much dave
[4/23/16, 9:44:56 AM] Colonel Cupcakes: god
[4/23/16, 9:45:16 AM] Dave: Oh wow, wait until you hear what Jean-Paw has to say about that...
[4/23/16, 9:46:39 AM] Dave: Also: "God is dead. I have left his corpse on your doorstep as a present!" --Frisky Nietzsche

 

"That's right. I'll get my triangle shades and I will show up. And then I'll get killed by a gorilla-man."

 

[4/23/16, 6:13:49 PM] Oobletops: Oh my god!
[4/23/16, 6:13:57 PM] Oobletops: U killed that fish and put it into a pear
[4/23/16, 6:14:01 PM] Oobletops: You suck fuck
[4/23/16, 6:14:59 PM] Dave: NO
[4/23/16, 6:15:04 PM] Dave: I'M NOT A SUCK FUCK
[4/23/16, 6:15:14 PM] Dave: THAT FISH IS PERFECTLY HAPPY INSIDE THAT PEAR

 

Spoiler

let's just say that a plurk about Undertale, its characters, and potential post-canon friendships between them... got heated.

> pap admits he loved mew mew 2

> this is literally undertale: civil war

 

@Bel Capricorn i really appreciate ur passover out-of-context-quotes, made me giggle

 

It started with a higher taquito to porn ratio, and then the porn to taquito ratio increased

 

[4/24/16, 11:59:24 AM] Dave: now we play… the most dangerous game
[4/24/16, 12:09:10 PM] tk: Which is?
[4/24/16, 12:11:15 PM] Oobletops: Basketball
[4/24/16, 12:21:48 PM] Dave: I do hear that if you die in basketball, you die in real life
[4/24/16, 12:29:51 PM] Oobletops: It's tru
[4/24/16, 12:30:09 PM] Oobletops: I know a guy who died playing basketball and he didn't respawn
[4/24/16, 12:38:58 PM] tk: Damn that's rough
[4/24/16, 12:39:38 PM] Oobletops: Yeah...
[4/24/16, 12:39:52 PM] Oobletops: I wouldn't have stabbed him if I'd known

 

@Bel Capricorn I know a dnd group who's setting had a basketball apocalypse

 

@Starcrossedsky but if you eat the mods, there will be no rules

 

yes but there also won't be any NPCing

 

[4/24/16, 5:27:31 PM] Viridad: you cannot even call a sauce 'puttanesca' without inviting betentacled succubi to invade this world