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ChelG · Nov 9, 2020 at 8:29 PM

"I want a name that tells everyone my site is the best around. Let's go with 'best-iality.com".
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Everett · Nov 9, 2020 at 10:31 PM

When you throw a bomb at an old lady and it only does a quarter heart
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Everett · Nov 9, 2020 at 10:32 PM

It ain’t easy being the legendary grandma
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 10, 2020 at 6:52 AM

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.
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Acey · Nov 10, 2020 at 8:41 AM

scientologist peridot is canon now
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 10, 2020 at 9:00 AM

fellas is it ableist to recommend playing video games rather than joining fascist cults?
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ChelG · Nov 10, 2020 at 9:32 AM

But is that necessarily inauthentic, do you think? Even if we assume that it starts as a wholly cynical attempt to exploit horny morons online, surely the Pavlovian conditioning of busting a nut every time someone shoots you a Paypal transaction will, in time, develop into a legitimate fetish for getting paid.
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ChelG · Nov 10, 2020 at 11:23 AM

Right – I forgot that men only use “like” icons if they’re explosions that have beards.
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BaseDeltaZero · Nov 10, 2020 at 1:32 PM

I haven’t been able to find much information from Greenpeace about the images, but I love how they’re described by National Geographic (who should know better) as Red-Hot Nuclear-Waste Train Glows in Infrared despite the fact that they’re not even close to red hot: at somewhere around 35°C they’re actually colder than the people watching them.

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 10, 2020 at 5:30 PM

yup. wish it wasn't the case. always thought it'd be cool if we could lift our red giant sun and work towards igniting Jupiterr
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 10, 2020 at 6:46 PM

This is further evidence that in every Spider-Man comic you read, there is no way of knowing that the Green Goblin is not ominously floating right outside of the panel and Peter’s field of vision.
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ChelG · Nov 10, 2020 at 6:55 PM

Why is he trying to fight fires with a chainsaw?
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 10, 2020 at 7:05 PM

SPIDER-MAN RIPPED HIS NIPPLES OFF
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ChelG · Nov 10, 2020 at 9:09 PM

if you’re trying to be a Regency maritime Spiderman, you’re doing it wrong.
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ChelG · Nov 11, 2020

I know there are some rules about proportion, and I’m pretty sure one of them is not, “The head should have its own climate.”
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The Nipple of Sauron
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LadyNighteyes · Nov 11, 2020 at 4:13 PM

Being familiar with both modern clinical psychology and modern work on stigma and ableism, I find myself wondering if most haunted houses are actually more dangerous to themselves than others, and whether there’s such a thing as a real estate therapist, and whether anyone has written that book yet.
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CRCR · Nov 11, 2020 at 4:31 PM

"Also in sudden glaring retrospect, maybe putting isopropyl alcohol up my nose wasn't such a good idea."

BaseDeltaZero · Nov 11, 2020 at 5:07 PM

Gordon swung his crowbar angel manipulator (which collapses scientists)
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Loq · Nov 11, 2020

the hot glue gun version of reattaching an arm
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okay okay important question: does this make him breathe
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ChelG · Nov 12, 2020 at 12:42 PM

And I’m sorry, but do we think the “most controversial novel ever written in Canada” is a low bar? Nabokov wasn’t teaching in Montreal when he wrote Lolita. And it’s not “Canadian Psycho” for a reason.
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