Out of context quotes thread

"You know if your name's got like more than two syllables just calm down."

 

"It's the year 2057, a young Spike Spiegel has just gotten his hands on a PS12. He's playing Persona 14 for the first time and is introduced to a long, unpopular genre of music, jazz. Literally everything after that in his life is modeled after the Persona style."

 

"Doom scrolling. It means scrolling through doom."

 

"You know when you cock the gun? It sounds like a turtle having coitus."

 

"Nightmares are not weather, dude."

 

Due to Covid this year, obviously no goat sacrifice.

 

The French are really the Michael Jordan of rioting.

 

Spoiler: Nsfw text

 

"thats actually surprising since you decided to drown the world in stingers"